Heads up, cuntfaces

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I don't want to deal with my current and ex cow orkers at the office, I for damned sure do not want to deal with you filthy bitches outside of the office.  I don't care if you do share my interests in even the slightest measure.  Do not attend events I do outside of work. 

Confessions

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  1.  I think Dane Cook is a good comedic actor even though I hate his stand up.
  2.  I enjoy the movie picspam people post on my Tumblr.
  3.  I like romantic comedies, but the romance part makes me roll my eyes.  They're obviously all written by straight men with commitment issues.  
  4. I worry that I'm so much of a creeper that some of the cuter guys at the gym who are fun to watch feel the "tyranny of the male gaze" from me.

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Shabby Chic

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You might already be aware.  Examples of over enthusiastically distressed furniture and decor are popping up in furniture stores, Target, Marshall's, and even Wal-Mart.  Shabby Chic is back in fashion.  It wasn't even gone that long.  I guess I should have picked up those Laura Ashley sheets when they were on clearance a couple years back. 

On the one hand, this means that some of my furniture (not to mention my faux distressed bakers' rack & dining room table) are stylish again.  On the other, all this poorly sanding enamel paint off of furniture makes for some overpriced shit.  I saw some half-assed barrister book case this afternoon which was obviously just a 15-20 year old curio cabinet with "antiquesque" fixtures and some barrister style glass doors that were too shallow for actual books.  They'd painted it with white enamel and then used that time honored method of sanding, pressure washing, and stripper to make it look "antique."  Then they slapped a $329 (marked down from $500!) price tag on it.  I wanted to go up to the owner of the store and tell her to nibble my taint. 

Now, I've always liked shabby chic even back when it was just plain shabby.  Unfortunately, since this shit's not on clearance everywhere now, if I want it, I'm going to have to go to Chez Sally and Chez  Gwill and put actual work into my furniture.  I'm not buying sanded, vitiligo furniture brand new...  Except the ones here only have decaying particleboard furniture.  I'm really not wanting to go to the evangelical thrift stores.  I've hit a few yard sales.  It seems only hoarders with dozens of cats are having yard sales these days.  And 3/4 of those are only selling their clothes and their collected 7-Eleven limited edition slurpee cups. 

I have no point here.  I'm sleep deprived.  I'm bitchy.  I hate it when my tastes mesh together with what's popular with soccer moms.  Also, when the fuck did muslin become $10.99/yd and upholstery foam become $89 for a 72"x24" sheet?!  JFC.  I'm gay, not rich.
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I HOPE YOU DIE. WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY AIR? WHY ARE YOU STILL DRAWING A PAYCHECK? DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

Plz to be suggestings

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I've got one vacation planned this year (a weekend in Charlotte eating BBQ and drinking beer and bourbon). I've also got the week of Turkeygeddon at my parents' home. Please to be suggesting places I could go on vacation this year.

Yeesh

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Eljay must be dead if I can get to December in stupidfree and sf_drama in less than 60 posts.

"Belgian" burger breakfast

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No pic because the battery's dead in the camera, and the phone is charging. 1 burger patty made from marked down ground beef. 1 leaf of lettuce because I'm trying to eat healthy. 1 hard fried egg. Scraps of cheese from the bag in the fridge. Assemble and serve on a left over piece of Italian bread smeared with ranch dressing.



(I've heard a fried-egg-cheeseburger-sammich called a Belgian burger, but I couldn't find evidence of other people calling it such online. What names have you heard it called?)
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  • I was very tired.
  • I pulled something.
  • I didn't trust myself to cut bread let alone open a can of tuna (or jar of peanut butter).
  • Soy milk with vegan protein powder and pureed vegetables wasn't going to cut it.
  • I chased a dog in (thankfully light) traffic on the way home to keep him from getting hit by a car.

WTFISMYLAIFU?

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SCOTT AUKERMAN IS MY AGE. I HAVE DONE NOTHING PRODUCTIVE.
DON'T MIND ME. I AM JUST HAVING ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS.